Stay Real and Get Rich
Turn Your Magic Into Money: Business Coaching for the Wealthy Witch
Monetise Your Magic
Welcome to the Coven of Conscious Capitalism. You've mastered the elements, the cycles, and the craft—now it's time to master your bank account. Let’s cut through the bullshit and give you the strategic business blueprints and energetic alignment tools you need to turn your spiritual gifts into a thriving, fully-booked, and profitable online witchy empire. It's
time to become the wealthy witch you were always meant to be.
I’m MIRANDA JANE WYATT, ONLINE BUSINESS & MONEY MENTOR FOR WITCHY WOMEN WHO WANT TO MAKE BANK AND BE THE BOSS, 24-7.
I teach witches and spiritualists of all kinds how to build easy, passive, high-converting online businesses that make financial success magical and effortless—so you can have the freedom and control you've always deserved and were meant to have. Real power is making passive income while you’re soaking in
your enchanted, candlelit bath ;)
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This shit about being the baddest bitch in the land and still dragging yourself into some goofy job, clocking in and hanging your head just to make NOT enough money... AND be told when to sleep, eat and shit? Nah. That's for the birds.
Making bank in the solitude, privacy and peace of your home is the way of the future for us witches. In no time, you could be sitting there watching the 1979 Nosferatu with Stripe notifications doin’ the dance all over your phone because you know how to build a stable, consistent online system that lets you be your truest, witchiest self, 24/7, without having another damn boss ever again.
This is the realm for the independent witch who knows she’s supposed to be in charge of it all - and I know that’s you because it’s also me and, as we know, like attracts like.
What I’ve created here is a realm where witchy and spiritualist people of all kinds can work from home, make dough online, work when they wanna work, and certainly eat, shit and sleep whenever they want.
Entre my world and you’ll be doing just like me: chillin' in your respective crib drinkin' vampire wine and listening to harpsichord on Spotify with the dog, all while your PayPal stacks up without you even noticing because you're used to it... And not one employee was clocked in, except for your accountant.
The reason you haven’t made it yet is because you’ve not been authentic in your messaging. You’re still getting people who like to ask a bunch questions, but they aren’t buying because you're not speaking authentically to your dream client... and now you're sitting there, entertaining bs messages when you need to just speak clearly, from your heart, and just say "link in bio" and let the games begin.
IT’S TIME TO PUSH.
It’s time to push yourself. Time to push your message. Time to push your goods. Your services. Your spells. Your items. Your readings. Push it ALL. And you’re communicate clearly so your dream clients will say, “I NEED THIS WITCH AND I NEED HER NOW.”
BEING YOUR AUTHENTIC SELF IN YOUR MESSAGING IS YOUR KEY THAT UNLOCKS EVERYTHING AND YOU’VE HAD IT IN YOUR HANDS THE WHOLE TIME.
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So, let’s get you started on your rich witch adventure so you can dress up like a dark goddess and go to goth night.... because you’re not standing behind a register at 9:00 on a Saturday night for $10/hr. Fuck all that. We're here to be the ultimate boss witch and get rich in the process. Entre the Realm. Stay Real. Get Rich. Be the Boss.
The Magic CEO
5x your income from your online spiritual business and be the independent, baddie-witch CEO you've always dreamed of being. No more struggling with your hobby after a long day at work. Your magic makes the money whether you're "working" or not. Consistently.
Authority
When a potential client finds your page, they should know three things, instantly…. within about five seconds… without scrolling. This is the blueprint to get your online witchy store gleaming so you attract easy clients who pay-in-full, allowing you to be your natural, witchy self and make bank while you're admiring the moon.
Rich Witch Business Savvy 101
This free blueprint gives you the basic foundation to build the online spiritual business that frees you form the rat race of working a 9-5.
Over the years, it's been such a huge struggle trying to find my identity. I had some serious ups and downs with depression, eating disorders, mental hospital stays and, of course, the struggle with shitty managers who had no damn business being in charge of a fly, let alone me and my untapped genius.
I don't smother shit for anyone and neither do you. Go hard or go home. We're here to make jokes, waves and money. You're looking for the same thing I was: total freedom in your witchy business and increasing, sweet-ass sustainable cash.
You can be in charge of your own schedule, your own money and your own success, so you're not dragging yourself into some bullshit office for someone who has the temerity to "reward" you with pizza.
You're in the right room: I'm a baddie witch who's already been there and had to figure it out. I have scoured the internet looking for someone who does it like me and I've found no one.
In my world, you attract easy clients who pay in full and jump into all your offers because your magic is top tier and your million-dollar buyer knows it.
You get to have it easy, now. Now, let's get rich, witch.
Rob and I, doing our thing, at Saturn, in Birmingham.
"Rich Witch helped me find my true power hidden inside and taught me that I have nothing to be ashamed of. Now I speak my mind and get constant new clients in my world. I'm successful in ways I never thought possible. Her coaching is top-notch!"
Sara - Naturopath Health Coach
"I'm so damn grateful for the guidance and support I got from Miranda. She helped me remember who I am and my business has exploded and I haven't looked back."
Emma - Reiki Teacher
"Miranda's unearthly approach to magical business strategy has helped me unlock potential I never knew I had. I was ready to quit and she popped up on instagram and I said, "screw it, I'm buying my success if I have to." I finally love my business and I love my life. HIGHLY recommend."
Olivia - Numerologist
Can't say enough good things about Miranda's magic. She showed me where I was selling myself short and I couldn't believe how easy it was to just make the simple changes that brought me my perfect clients and easy money. I quit at the pet salon the day I got The Magic CEO and I feel amazing
Tammie - Clairaudient and Automatic Writer
Where do I begin? I was almost in tears when I made my first $6,000 because literally all I did was be myself and communicate the way Miranda taught me and now I'm free :)
Linzee - Psychic and Tarot Reader
JUST WOW. SO GLAD I FOUND YOU. My shoppe is known as the best place in town. It's what I wanted.
Janey - Metaphysical Shoppe Owner
