Witches: Let's Get Rich

Business Coaching for the Wealthy Witch

YOU STARTED YOUR WITCHY ONLINE BUSINESS FOR FREEDOM.

You’re ready to 5x your current income:
Without being glued to your phone.
Without having to babysit DMs.
Without having to be shrink yourself because you're afraid of scaring off the "nice" clients.

I’m MIRANDA JANE WYATT, ONLINE BUSINESS & MONEY MENTOR FOR WITCHES WHO WANT TO BE FREE.

I teach witches how to build feminine, passive, powerful online business models that make financial success magical, easy and limitless. Real freedom is being a rich witch while you’re soaking in your enchanted, candlelit bath ;)

 

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This shit about being the baddest bitch in the land and still catering to a grey-area audience while trying to think of new programmes to launch to keep the money coming in is not sustainable for witchy women who want a damn life outside the 'gram.

 

Becoming a Rich Witch in the safety, privacy and peace of my own little Dracula castle was always my dream. I want witches, everywhere, to have this same freedom and satisfaction that I have. Especially you.

 

In no time, you could be sitting there watching the 1979 Nosferatu with your Stripe singin' the song of its people because you built a sustainable sales system that gives you the freedom to be your baddest, witchiest, richest self, with an open schedule and feminine creativity like sparks from your fingertips.

 

This is the realm for the independent witch who knows that wealth and relaxation are her birthright.

Your content is the reason you're a rich witch.... or not. We both know your magic is like no other. We just need to showcase your witchy authority so you can 5x your weekly income, instead of doing a vague reel and hoping for the best.

You're bending over backwards all over your business and it's keeping you down with low-ass sales that don't mean anything. You're a damn genius and we need you showcasing authority, not desperation.

They comment and say, "this is so helpful!" But they're avoiding your sales page like the mediaeval plague (except they're not even cool enough to be wearing the damn plague doctor masks).


The "I gotta wait til payday" clowns are filling up your DMs with goofy questions you shouldn't even be GETTING.

 

Your audience doesn’t need more screenshotted herbal correspondences in their feed.


They need to see that you're the Head Witch in Charge.

 

 

The Rich Witch Authority Method

 

Your Authentic, Highest-Self is Why You're the ONLY Solution.


Most businesses take a while to gain ground. You're about to become the #1 Witch without the 6-month wait.
No grey areas. Just your AUTHORITY doing its job.
No proving shit. Just your MAGIC being the neon sign.
No sales calls. Just your words dripping like honey in these ads.

You can 10x your sales from one post.


if they save your posts but don't buy - they don't see your authority.
they should instantly see your content and say, "oh shit, I need her magic, NOW"
No "getting on their good side" for a month prior - they go straight to the link in bio.
No dumb questions about prices - they are intellectual, intuitive clients who buy NOW. 

 

Know Her #1 Struggle and the Solution - AND DELIVER


Most coaches sell the journey. YOU sell the micro-solution that she never knew she needed.
No more over-explaining in DMs (I don't even check mine, anymore)
Clients who know you're the ONLY solution are grabbing their bank cards NOW.
Your so-called "competition" could never.

 

Learn How to talk to Your High-Minded, Dream Client.


No recycled posts about how "Taurus is stubborn".
No “gotta wait til the 1st” messages.
No desperate discounts—just rich clients who know you're the one, right NEOW.

 

 

Most business coaches say "look confident whether you are or not"

 

I teach NATURAL, witchy authority that sells your offers immediately because they're the BEST.
This is the difference between a $5,000 month and a $20,000 month.
This is how you wake up to stripe notifications doin' the dance all over your phone.

 

Authority in your content is how you become a Rich Witch.


Let’s make every post a damn money-maker for YOU.

 

 

Story Authority

Your stories should be making you 4 figures a day, on their own. If they're not, you need Story Authority.

The Magic CEO

5x your income from your witchy business as the independent, baddie-witch CEO you were always meant to be.

Over the years, it's been such a huge struggle trying to find my identity. I had some serious ups and downs with depression, eating disorders, mental hospital stays and, of course, the struggle with trying to make it online as a witch without a mentor.

 

I don't smother shit for anyone and neither do you. Go hard or go home. We're here to make jokes, waves and money. You're looking for the same thing I was: total freedom in your witchy business and increasing, sweet-ass sustainable cash.

 

You can be in charge of your own schedule, your own money and your own success, without having to kiss ass for a bunch of broke people in your DMs who think the two of y'all are friends.

 

You're in the right room: I'm a baddie witch who's already been there and had to figure it out. I have scoured the internet looking for someone who does it like me and I've found NO ONE.

 

In my world, you'll have to mute your stripe notifications because your magic is top-tier and your million-dollar buyer knows it.

 

You get to have it easy, now. Let's get rich, witch.

 

 

 

 

๐Ÿ’ Rob and I, doing our thing, at Saturn, in Birmingham.

 

"Rich Witch helped me find my true power hidden inside and taught me that I have nothing to be ashamed of. Now I speak my mind and get constant new clients in my world. I'm successful in ways I never thought possible. Her coaching is top-notch!"

Sara - Naturopath Health Coach

"I'm so damn grateful for the guidance and support I got from Miranda. She helped me remember who I am and my business has exploded and I haven't looked back."

Emma  - Reiki Teacher

"Miranda's unearthly approach to magical business strategy has helped me unlock potential I never knew I had. I was ready to quit and she popped up on instagram and I said, "screw it, I'm buying my success if I have to." I finally love my business and I love my life. HIGHLY recommend."

Olivia  - Numerologist

Story Authority saved my ass. Now I get to travel all over the state and investigate because my stories rock. That's really all it takes.

Tiff  - Paraspychologist

The Rich Witch sales system is next-level shit and Miranda speaks my language so it was a must

Ivelisse  - Tarot Reader

Miranda wasn't kidding when she said no one else was teaching it like her..... I'm shocked and delighted at my bank account every damn morning. period.

Meghan  - Metaphysical Book Dealer

Can't say enough good things about Miranda's magic. She showed me where I was selling myself short and I couldn't believe how easy it was to just make the simple changes that brought me my perfect clients and easy money. I quit at the pet salon the day I got The Magic CEO and I feel amazing

Tammie  - Clairaudient and Automatic Writer

Where do I begin? I was almost in tears when I made my first $6,000 because literally all I did was be myself and communicate the way Miranda taught me and now I'm free :)

Linzee  - Psychic and Tarot Reader

JUST WOW. SO GLAD I FOUND YOU. My shop is known as the best place in town. It's what I wanted.

Janey  - Metaphysical Shop Owner

Contact Me

Location

Pell City, Alabama
United States