
Witches: Let's Get Rich
Business Coaching for the Goth Witch

YOU STARTED YOUR WITCHY ONLINE BUSINESS FOR PEACE, SECURITY AND FREEDOM.
You're ready to grow your online business: Without being glued to your phone. Without having to babysit DMs. Without shrinking yourself because you're afraid of actually being SEEN.

I’m MIRANDA JANE WYATT, ONLINE BUSINESS & MONEY MENTOR FOR GOTH WITCHES WHO WANT TO BE FREE.
I teach witches how to build feminine, peaceful but POWERFUL online businesses that make earning from your magic feel natural and sustainable. My version of freedom is a business that runs on my terms: quiet mornings, an open schedule, and time for a candlelit bath ;)
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Not sure where to begin: The Witch Wound Audit or The Witch Wound Code
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Find the witch wound hiding in your content The Coven
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Fix your messaging: Real is Paid
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Make your Stories sell: Story Authority
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Build the full foundation: The Magic CEO
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Go deeper on the witch wound: Paid Power
โป Download the free content planner to get more eyes on your business

This shit about being the baddest bitch in the land but still catering to a manager at a job while not knowing why your posts aren't converting is not sustainable for witchy women who want to build quiet wealth from the safety and peace of their bat cave.
Becoming a Rich Witch in the safety, privacy and peace of my own little Dracula castle has always been my dream. I want witches, everywhere, to have this same freedom and satisfaction that I have. Especially you.
Picture it: you're watching the 1979 Nosferatu with your Stripe app singin' the song of its people, because you built a sales system that fits your life, with an open schedule and feminine creativity like sparks from your fingertips.
This is the realm for the independent witch who knows that wealth and relaxation are her birthright.
Your content is the reason you're a rich witch... or not. We both know your magic is like no other. We just need to release your witch wound so your content, your pricing and your offers can finally match your magic, instead of posting about your methods and wondering why that doesn't work.
You're bending over backwards all over your business and it's keeping you down with low-ass, non-sustainable, inconsistent sales. You're a damn genius and you need to showcase authority.
They comment and say, "this is so helpful!" But they're avoiding your link like the mediaeval plague (except they're not even cool enough to be wearing the damn plague doctor masks *eye roll*).
Your audience don't need more explanations of how you do the work.
They need to see that you're the Head Witch in Charge.
The Rich Witch Authority Method
Why Your Audience Needs You:
Building authority doesn't have to mean months of posting into the void. When your expertise is clear, your content does more of the work. No grey areas. Just your EXPERTISE doing its job. No proving shit. Just your MAGIC being the neon sign. No pushy sales calls. Just your words dripping like honey.
One clear, well-spoken reel can show your authority in seconds.
If they save your posts but don't buy, they may not be seeing your authority yet. The goal is for them to see your content and think, 'oh shit, I need her magic.' No spending a month getting them to like you first. No goofy questions about discounts. Just people who understand your value and are ready to take the next step.
Know Her #1 Struggle and the Solution - AND DELIVER
Most coaches sell the journey. YOU sell the micro-solution that she never knew she needed.
No more over-explaining in DMs.
When your audience knows you're the right solution for them, buying becomes an easier decision. Your so-called 'competition' can't do it like you.
Learn how to talk to Your High-Minded, Dream Client.
No vague posts about how you do your workings.
No life updates in Stories, once a week.
No desperate discounts - just rich clients who know you're the one, right NOW.
Most business coaches say "look confident whether you are or not"
I teach NATURAL, witchy authority that helps your offers sell because people can finally see how good you are. It's the difference between hiding your expertise and being known for it. And it's how you build toward waking up to Stripe notifications doin' the dance on your phone.
Authority in your content is how you build a Rich Witch business. Let's make every post work for YOU.

My Story
Over the years, it's been such a huge struggle trying to find my identity. I had some serious ups and downs with depression, eating disorders, mental hospital stays and, of course, the struggle with trying to make it online as a witch without a mentor.
I don't smother shit for anyone and neither do you. Go hard or go home. We're here to make jokes, waves and money. You're looking for the same thing I was: total freedom in your witchy business and sweet-ass, sustainable cash.
You can be in charge of your own schedule, your own money and your own success, without having to kiss ass in your DMs.
You're in the right room: I'm a baddie witch who's already been there and had to figure it out. I have scoured the internet looking for someone who does it like me and I've found NO ONE.
In my world, your magic is top-tier and your dream buyer knows it.
You don't have to figure it out alone anymore. Let's get rich, witch.