Witch Wound Audit

Witch Wound Audit
$29.00

THE WITCH WOUND AUDIT

I'll find where your witch wound is hiding in your business.

A personal review of your spiritual business that shows exactly where you're silencing, softening or hiding, and what to do about it.

$29 

You can feel something's off. You just can't see it.

You're offering real work. You're showing up. But something keeps getting in the way:

  • Sales that stall, or come in unevenly
  • Prices you quietly lower or over-justify
  • Content you rewrite five times, then don't post (or you post but it still doesn't feel like you)
  • A sales page or bio that says less than what you actually do
  • A nagging sense that you're holding back, without knowing where
  • You think you're being authentic, but your content isn't turning viewers into buyers.

That's rarely a strategy problem. It's usually the witch wound, showing up in the places you can't see because they're yours.

Why it's so hard to spot on your own

The witch wound doesn't announce itself. It looks like "being professional," "keeping things simple" or "not wanting to come across as pushy." You've built a business around it without realising.

 

What the audit is

The Witch Wound Audit is a recorded video review where I look closely at how your business presents and sells your magic, and show you where the witch wound is shaping it (and hurting it).

What I look at:

  • Your Instagram profile and content
  • Your website or sales page
  • Your offers and pricing
  • Your bio and how you describe your work
  • Anything else you include, e.g. your DMs or a recent launch

What you get:

  • A video-recorded breakdown of where the wound shows up
  • The specific places you're editing, softening or hiding
  • A short list of priority changes to start with
  • A next step: what to work on first

How it works

  1. Get your audit and tell me about your business. You'll fill in a short form and share your links. 
  2. I review everything within 7 business days.
  3. You receive your audit as a recorded video, and you have 7 business days to ask follow-up questions by message on Instagram, for short questions only.

This is for you if

  • You run a spiritual or witchy business and have at least one offer you're selling or ready to sell
  • You suspect something is holding you back but can't name it
  • You want an honest outside view, not reassurance
  • You're ready to hear what's working and what isn't

This isn't for you if you want a full strategy plan, done-for-you copywriting or ongoing coaching. 

What happens after

The audit shows you where the wound is. If you want to work on it, the next step is The Witch Wound Code (self-paced, entry level) or Paid Power (the deeper programme).

Meet your guide

I'm Miranda, a hereditary witch and the founder of The Rich Witch. I overcame my own witch wound of being afraid to even say that I was a witch. I've worked with hundreds of witches, and I created this audit to show you what you can't see from the inside.

 

Investment

$29 for your Witch Wound Audit. 

Because this is a personalised service, all sales are final. If you're unsure whether it's right for you, message me on Instagram at @mirandajanewyatt before you purchase.

The Witch Wound Audit is a spiritual business review. It isn't therapy or medical care, and it doesn't guarantee a particular result.

You've been circling this long enough. If you're ready to see where your wound is hiding, get your audit.

 

Questions

Is this right for me if I'm just starting? Yes, as long as there's something for me to review. If you have an Instagram profile, a bio, or an offer you're selling or ready to sell, I can show you where the witch wound is already shaping how you present your work. If you haven't set anything up yet, it's better to start with The Witch Wound Code and book an audit once you have something to look at.


What exactly will I receive? You'll receive  a recorded video review covering where the witch wound is showing up in your Instagram, your sales page, your pricing and how you describe your work. It includes the specific places you're softening, hiding or editing yourself, and a short list of priority changes to start with.


How long does it take? Your audit will be delivered within 7 business days of receiving your form and links.

 

Do I need to prepare anything? Fill in a short form about your business and send me the links I need: your Instagram, your website or sales page, and your offers. You don't need to tidy anything first. I'd rather see it as it really is.


Is this a call, a video or a written report? Video: It's a recorded video where I walk through your business on screen, so you can watch it in your own time.


What if I want more help afterwards? The audit shows you where the wound is, but it doesn't include ongoing coaching. If you want to work on it, the next step is The Witch Wound Code for self-paced guidance, or Paid Power for the deeper inner work. You can also message me on Instagram at @mirandajanewyatt with a quick question about what to do next.